ot a bad punishment considering the crime!, that is unless you were mowing an unused football field.
I come from the soft, posh, Southern counties of this great country we call Great United England Britain Wessex Kingdom - all our posh southern lawns are the size of Rutlandshire. They have to be so that when we ride to hounds the dogs don't bump their noses on the fences. This is unlike common English/British/United Kingdish people who sleep in the bath with their dogs, coal, children and fissionchips.
ot a bad punishment considering the crime!, that is unless you were mowing an unused football field.
I come from the soft, posh, Southern counties of this great country we call Great United England Britain Wessex Kingdom - all our posh southern lawns are the size of Rutlandshire. They have to be so that when we ride to hounds the dogs don't bump their noses on the fences. This is unlike common English/British/United Kingdish people who sleep in the bath with their dogs, coal, children and fissionchips.
Pip pip chums!
Tim
yeah well i wish i could afford coal nowadays, wont be long before its rarer than diamonds.
yeah well i wish i could afford coal nowadays, wont be long before its rarer than diamonds.
Diamonds actually are higly concentrated dense packages of coal...
the latest estimations (if i remember well enough) is that there is around 120 years of iron ore and 150 years of coal in the earth at the consumption rate we know now.
at least this time he appears (can't be arsed to check) to have his facts straight...70% auf English sind French mein Esel...
Well technically Diamonds aren’t condensed coal but higher condensed carbon, both Diamonds and Coal are made from carbon, just the Diamonds have more carbon density due to being deeper into the earth than coal has ever gone as such the pressure forms the diamonds, but then again we (humans) are diamonds in the making once you die give it 2 or 3 billion years and most of your carbon will be diamond, or coal depending, semantics ehh.
Diamonds are too compressed coal, I seen Superman make a diamond out of a lump once...
Of course I immiediately started crying out:
"He's a witch! I knew it, Superman is a witch, BURN HIM! BURN THE WITCH!!!
It was shortly after then that the lights came on in the theater, and I felt the handcuffs slipping onto my wrists, things get a bit fuzzy after that...
Superman is actually a metrosexual. Remember those? Well, Superman is one.
Tim
You know nothing of Superman. The guy grew up on a farm. You can't grow up on a farm and be a metrosexual. Not to mention the fact that he can barely dress himself on a morning. Your head's been messed up by Dean Cain and you can't get past it.
You know nothing of Superman. The guy grew up on a farm. You can't grow up on a farm and be a metrosexual. Not to mention the fact that he can barely dress himself on a morning. Your head's been messed up by Dean Cain and you can't get past it.
I know who George Reeves is but who the hell is this Dean Cain? Sounds like a made-up man to me.
at least this time he appears (can't be arsed to check) to have his facts straight...70% auf English sind French mein Esel...
You should open up a english-french dictionarry and look up all the words used in law, administration, military and others (which are used from before the 20th century)... you will be amazed how much similarities modern french and modern english share on a vocubalary level.
Yes English and german are cousins, but medieval french and medieval english did get married.
And British humour should always be spoken not written! Otherwise no one gets it except you brits!
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I was made to mow the lawn when I was 8 FFS! Mainly because I'd been caught in the family's new Austin 7 drinking Watneys Red Barrel.
ot a bad punishment considering the crime!, that is unless you were mowing an unused football field.