Microsoft Flattered by Goldeneye 007 Rumours

Oh I'm sorry, fantasizing about celebrity snatch just never really fascinated me...and I'm not married so the escapism...escapes me...

An anonymous MILF excites me more than just "yet another Hollywood tart"...guys who watched "Melrose Place" or "Baywatch" for the chicks always struck me as pansies too, just go down to the back room of the video store and rent some porn you dickless bitches...

I do still have a "thing" for Morgan Webb though, especially as "Von Webb"...I'd play Gomez to her Morticia any day...

I will note that rather than ignoring me and continuing to slaver at the thought of Miss Alba schlobbing on yer knob, you chose to confront me...interesting...says something about you...

But some of us watched the Ms Alba 'grow up' in Dark Angel. Something about that really turned me on. Will always have a soft spot for her... even though of late she's got a bit of a Dickinson look going on. Ease off the fake tan love.

Seriously though... Id walk all day if I was guaranteed free head at the end of it, regardless off who was dishing it out (female only)! I put in far more effort on a regular basis and have little to show for it. *sigh*

It doesn't if its a joke.

Jessica Alba was in Dark Angel? Great now I have to track down those episodes and sit trough them, thank you very much! Still have to see Fantastic 4: The Silver Surfer, some said Alba looked like a pornstar with the blond hair and everything, watching that movie (skiping all the bad parts aka the rest of the movie) and then the thoughts of this thread...oooooohyeah...