Iron Man Hugs a Missile

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Feo Amante
Anonymous
Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:24
HA! Whattya YOU know about loving your missile? Man, if my missile was any bigger, I'D hug it!
PreciousRoi
Joined 3 Apr 2005
1483 comments
Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:45
is it really his feet?

perhaps Iron Man subsists on a bean-rich (maybe some broccolli as well?) diet, and produces his jets of flaming gas elsewhere?

they only draw them coming from his feet what with the Comics Code and all...
DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:54
PreciousRoi wrote:
Comics Code and all...

The Comics Code! THAT takes me back. Does it even still exist?

Maybe now it's the Graphic-novel Guidelines, or the Manga Mandate.

According to Wikip(a)edia it still does, though now only DC and Archie are "members".

Here, in all it's glory is the original code it makes for interesting, if anachronistic, reading:
The more fullerer version here is even more entertaining:

Crimes shall never be presented in such a way as to create sympathy for the criminal, to promote distrust of the forces of law and justice, or to inspire others with a desire to imitate criminals.
If crime is depicted it shall be as a sordid and unpleasant activity.
Criminals shall not be presented so as to be rendered glamorous or to occupy a position which creates a desire for emulation.
In every instance good shall triumph over evil and the criminal punished for his misdeeds.
Scenes of excessive violence shall be prohibited. Scenes of brutal torture, excessive and unnecessary knife and gunplay, physical agony, gory and gruesome crime shall be eliminated.
No comic magazine shall use the word horror or terror in its title.
All scenes of horror, excessive bloodshed, gory or gruesome crimes, depravity, lust, sadism, masochism shall not be permitted.
All lurid, unsavory, gruesome illustrations shall be eliminated.
Inclusion of stories dealing with evil shall be used or shall be published only where the intent is to illustrate a moral issue and in no case shall evil be presented alluringly, nor so as to injure the sensibilities of the reader.
Scenes dealing with, or instruments associated with walking dead, torture, vampires and vampirism, ghouls, cannibalism, and werewolfism are prohibited.
Profanity, obscenity, smut, vulgarity, or words or symbols which have acquired undesirable meanings are forbidden.
Nudity in any form is prohibited, as is indecent or undue exposure.
Suggestive and salacious illustration or suggestive posture is unacceptable.
Females shall be drawn realistically without exaggeration of any physical qualities.
Illicit sex relations are neither to be hinted at nor portrayed. Violent love scenes as well as sexual abnormalities are unacceptable.
Seduction and rape shall never be shown or suggested.
Sex perversion or any inference to same is strictly forbidden.
Nudity with meretricious purpose and salacious postures shall not be permitted in the advertising of any product; clothed figures shall never be presented in such a way as to be offensive or contrary to good taste or morals.
PreciousRoi
Joined 3 Apr 2005
1483 comments
Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:11
DoctorDee wrote:
...clothed figures shall never be presented in such a way as to be offensive or contrary to good taste or morals.


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