Gossip: Revolution Final Name This Week

For a laugh, I've guessed some names that might come to life. I see some of you have other similar stuff.

"Nintendo Freecom" - Free motion and Famicom mixed together.

"Nintendo 360" - with 360 movement, it makes sense.

"Nintendo Video Wonder" -ooh, that's nice but very Japanese-only

"Nintendo Wonder Video" - more western sounding?

The last two, while using the word "video", will give people the
impression that it's something like a video or DVD player, that sits
under your television. I like.

"Nintendo FunBox" - PlayStation wannabe.

"Nintendo AssRipper" - as in, so good it'll tear you a new one.

"Nintendo MagiWand" - again, Japan only

"Nintendo Magic" - short, and rolls of the tongue.

"Nintendo Motion" / "Nintendo Free Motion" / "Nintendo
'Something-that-encapsulates-a-free-spirit-bullshit' "

"Nintendo Better than the Other Machines - Please Buy!"

"Nintendo TeleMaster" - again, synanomous with putting it under your
t.v., but sounds like those cheap "1000 in 1" games machines that you
can buy for a couple of quid in a village market and hook up to your
t.v.

"Nintendo Ultra 64" - why not.

"Nintendo Reality Machine" - stemmed from Project Reality, the reality
being that you actually DO have to wave your hand as if holding a
sword.

That's it. Any other sugegstions?

"Nintendo Revenuetion" as in, you know, hopefully it'll generate a lot of sales revenue for them.......(sorry)

lolz,

"Nintendo Yamauchi" - a small device covered in teeth, with a pair of large, tinted sunglass nesting on top.

NINTENDO ULTIMO CUBE OF FORBIDDEN EYE-BALL EXPLODING PLEASURES!!!!!