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DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 11:35
mrFloppy wrote:
on that note - if anyone sees a Burbury clad, £500 Mitsubishi projector drinking stella and hanging out with a slimline silver PS2 on the streets of Huddersfield, let me know.

They'll be down Crack Convertors now mate.

The scrotes will have knocked up a quick purchase receipt on the computer they stole from you earlier, and a printer they whipped from Dixons, and they'll have smoked your projector by now.

DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 11:35
mrFloppy wrote:
on that note - if anyone sees a Burbury clad, £500 Mitsubishi projector drinking stella and hanging out with a slimline silver PS2 on the streets of Huddersfield, let me know.

They'll be down Crack Convertors now mate.

The scrotes will have knocked up a quick purchase receipt on the computer they stole from you earlier, and a printer they whipped from Dixons, and they'll have smoked your projector by now.

kid_77
Joined 29 Nov 2004
875 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 12:01
I feel bad that my promise to fill the Megadrive screens hasn't even moved onto the 'Bs' yet

:(

and after all the hard work Config put in to set me up

:(((((
majin dboy
Joined 27 May 2005
745 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 13:06
belfast has the worst chav's/steeks/spides/slags. was walking past castlecourt shopping centre the other day and was offered a blowjob by a 14 y/o.also with area's like the strand,tuckmona and tiger's bay ther is a good mix.bucksfast is ther choice beverage.

and no, i kindly rejected the young girls offer.
DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 13:53
majin dboy wrote:
and no, i kindly rejected the young girls offer.

Was it an offer, or an entreaty to trade?
TigerUppercut
Joined 28 Jun 2000
799 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 13:56
kid_77 wrote:
I feel bad that my promise to fill the Megadrive screens hasn't even moved onto the 'Bs' yet

:(

Get back on the horse then.
You have Magical Flying Hat Turbo Adventure (Majikaru Hatto no Buttobi Taabou! Daibouken!) btw?
LUPOS
Joined 30 Sep 2004
1422 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 14:20
As mentioned, the job is full-time, so if you take minimum wage, then add a bit to it, that’s what you’ll be getting


this made me curious so... current minimum wage in the u.k. 5.05 pounds which converts to about $9... current minimum in the USofA... 5.15... i think... sucks to be us.

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DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 15:04
LUPOS wrote:
i think... sucks to be us.

We are actuallky offering more than minimum wage.

Stef's just being facetious. Which is, btw, the shortest English word to contain all five vowels in alphabetical order. I think.
LUPOS
Joined 30 Sep 2004
1422 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 15:14
that is one incredibly absurd factoid.
thank you.
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majin dboy
Joined 27 May 2005
745 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 15:14
''and no, i kindly rejected the young girls offer.

Was it an offer, or an entreaty to trade?''

i believe it was more of an inventation to treat.
kid_77
Joined 29 Nov 2004
875 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 16:32
TigerUppercut wrote:
Get back on the horse then.

Ok Ok. Being very busy of late is my excuse, but I should get some time soon... maybe.
TigerUppercut wrote:
You have Magical Flying Hat Turbo Adventure (Majikaru Hatto no Buttobi Taabou! Daibouken!) btw?

Oh yes. One of my fave MD platformers, with absolutely brilliant music... and who'd've thunk an egg would make such a handy side-kick?
LUPOS
Joined 30 Sep 2004
1422 comments
Thu, 3 Nov 2005 16:53
kid_77 wrote:
and who'd've thunk an egg would make such a handy side-kick?


a sperm?

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DoctorDee
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2130 comments
Fri, 4 Nov 2005 11:31
LUPOS wrote:
kid_77 wrote:
and who'd've thunk an egg would make such a handy side-kick?


a sperm?


Did you ever see the relative size of a spermatazoon and an ovum?

There's only one possible side-kick in that couple.

LUPOS
Joined 30 Sep 2004
1422 comments
Fri, 4 Nov 2005 12:31
DoctorDee wrote:
There's only one possible side-kick in that couple.


historically intelligence and activity woudl be more associated with leader ship than size... take laurel and hardy vs. abbot and costello... doesnt matter which one is fatter it matters wich one is more suited for leader ship... and seeing as the ovum does nothing but sit in one place and ocasionaly accidentaly embeded it self in the unterine lining i would tend to assume the the sperm would be the more leader-esque of the two. (and no this is not some subversive way of claiming men are more inteligent than women)
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TigerUppercut
Joined 28 Jun 2000
799 comments
Fri, 4 Nov 2005 12:59
kid_77 wrote:
Oh yes. One of my fave MD platformers, with absolutely brilliant music... and who'd've thunk an egg would make such a handy side-kick?

Email me about that would you old chap?
stefan at this site dot com
:-)

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