Nintendo Attempts to Train Bush's Brain

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daCuk
Joined 15 Mar 2006
10 comments
Thu, 6 Jul 2006 19:32
That's what I call a futile effort...

Now, to please Bush, Ninty requires to create a civilian slaughtering game...
Jay
Joined 14 May 2002
188 comments
Thu, 6 Jul 2006 23:32
OK, so we may as well use this as an opportunity to start a Radio 2-style "what games would that gibbering idiot most likely play on his new DS, should they be available for the DS" type game. I'll start the ball rolling:

Bomberman
Stupid Invaders
Doofus
Apocalyse: Arabia
Learn to Read
Conspiracy: Weapons of Mass Destruction (oh, the irony!)
The 9/11 Story

OK, so that last entry was UTTERLY MADE UP!

Anyway, knock yourselves out...
Ditto
Joined 10 Jun 2004
1169 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 08:14
Jay wrote:

Bomberman


LOL.

"How d'ya hold this 'fing?"
SPInGSPOnG
Joined 24 Jan 2004
1149 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 09:34
Training Bushes Brain:

Sit, sit... SIT! Good boy!

Lay down... LAY DOWN.

Roll over. ROLL OVER.

Play Dead.

BE Dead. GOOD BOY!!!!
hollywooda
Joined 27 Jun 2006
663 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 10:39
Train Bushes brain!... what's the point that guys as thick as extra thick pig s**t sandwiched between two big thick planks of very thick wood!!....

hollywooda
config
Joined 3 Sep 1999
2088 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 11:02
Ok, I'll bite.

First, the best I could come up with;

Power Monger
Warlord
Airstrike USA (ATF2 in Europe)

Now some lame-o ones;

Raid Over The River
Worms Open Warfare
Raid over Moscow
Raid on Bungeling Bay (perfect for a bungleing president)

Oh, and let's not forget Bastard
tyrion
Joined 14 Oct 1999
1786 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 11:23
config wrote:
Oh, and let's not forget Bastard

How about a port of Bully?

(P)Resident Evil?
hollywooda
Joined 27 Jun 2006
663 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 11:27
i can just see that inbred red neck retard on his DS stroking doggies belly's & chuckling to himself.... ahhh bless.
Leviticus26
Joined 6 Jul 2006
2 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 12:07
Why can't you people find anything better to do than Slander Pres. Bush? Oh yeah, that's right! That's all that you Democrates are good for! Are you people anti-Christian as well? Why can't a Game News website just report the News without the agenda? Would that be so hard? President Bush is one of the Best Presidents we have ever had! Unlike Clinton, who commited Treason! Thank the great Lord above that we have a Republican is in the White House! Once a liberal gets in there, I look for the Rapture of the Church. Then you people can have the world.
Jay
Joined 14 May 2002
188 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 12:14
tyrion wrote:
(P)Resident Evil?

config wrote:
Airstrike USA


I LIKE!!!

Has anyone Dugg this thread yet?
Jay
Joined 14 May 2002
188 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 12:20
Leviticus26 wrote:
President Bush is one of the Best Presidents we have ever had! Unlike Clinton, who commited Treason! Thank the great Lord above that we have a Republican is in the White House!


Christ on a bike!!! You people actually exist!?!?!

The fact that you're allowed to vote frightens me...
YenRug
Joined 2 Jul 2004
350 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 12:31
Leviticus26 wrote:
Why can't you people find anything better to do than Slander Pres. Bush? Oh yeah, that's right! That's all that you Democrates are good for! Are you people anti-Christian as well? Why can't a Game News website just report the News without the agenda? Would that be so hard? President Bush is one of the Best Presidents we have ever had! Unlike Clinton, who commited Treason! Thank the great Lord above that we have a Republican is in the White House! Once a liberal gets in there, I look for the Rapture of the Church. Then you people can have the world.


Democrats? Republicans? Oh, I think you've mistaken us for a US based videogame site; also, you seem to think we give a s**t. I seem to recall the USA was established so that God and Country were separated, things like not teaching a state religion in schools, and the like. Try actually applying that to your politics some time, it might help you get on with the rest of the world. As for Clinton, he may have been a sex-obsessed liar, but I wasn't aware that was classed as treason; usually you have to carry out actions which threaten the security of your own country, to fall into that category.
TwoADay
Joined 17 May 2005
215 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 13:13
YenRug wrote:

Democrats? Republicans? Oh, I think you've mistaken us for a US based videogame site; also, you seem to think we give a s**t. I seem to recall the USA was established so that God and Country were separated, things like not teaching a state religion in schools, and the like. Try actually applying that to your politics some time, it might help you get on with the rest of the world. As for Clinton, he may have been a sex-obsessed liar, but I wasn't aware that was classed as treason; usually you have to carry out actions which threaten the security of your own country, to fall into that category.


I think (read, hope) that it was a joke account. Going to school with many members of the military has put me into much greater contact with the conservative side of the country, and I have never seen any opinion like that.

Calm down people.

That said, I think it hard to say that GW is the worst president the US has had. Bad? Yes, I would likely say that without hesitation, but with people like James Buchanan and Franklin Pierce, who failed to do anything to avert the American Civil War, saying that GW is the worst is a very large stretch.
hollywooda
Joined 27 Jun 2006
663 comments
Fri, 7 Jul 2006 13:37
BUSH = C**T
Moschops
Joined 5 Jun 2006
68 comments
Sat, 8 Jul 2006 00:51
How about ..... Duke Nukem
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