Best Game Lyrics Ever?

I think we have a winner!!

Someone else write a rap about being good at videogames! We have three up now. That's enough for an EP!

Whose got some soudn editign skillz and wants to make us some beetz!? ;)

check my inteligence qube
as i break out the lube
Im gonna f**k up ya mind
like the aliens do

forget your warp whistle
this'll do ya no good
cant escape my deadly gaze
when ur locked-on in my HUD

interface with games so tight
you'd think that i was a Wood's
Even whip you with a power glove
like no one else could

break out your arcade stick
ta get the nerv to try and test me
i'll whip ya with a u-force bitch
aint no damn way that you can best me

I'm captain lou albano
and your freaking john leguizamo
I'm so real that its uncomfrotable
your like a beaner playin pizano



I need to learn to do this with out any moderatly offensive slurs :/ (carlos mencia said i could say beaner!!)

we need more contributors here people ;)

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YEAH!
Ha!
Nice.



Ace!

I need to learn to do this with out any moderatly offensive slurs :/ (carlos mencia said i could say beaner!!)

I hear what you are saying there, but you are doing okay. My inspiration comes from hip hop when it wasn't about the swearing and bling. Therefore there's no swearing because its partly poetry, part wordplay. Keep trying and do your thing.

This ones a trbute to my youth of school early mornings and lunchtimes, spent playing games at a friends house. Totally original and true, just for you.

Lunch In, Schools Out

Games games games
Bring me plenty of joy
Even now that I'm a man
Back from when I was a boy

In my early years
Early in the morning
I get up ready for school
Still tired, still yawning

Even though its early
I have time for a pitstop
Pick up my friend first
Before heading to the paper shop

To buy Mean Machines and Super Play
Hey these were real games mags
Way back in the day
Mega, N-Force, Sega Pro
No time to look though
Damn school,
Time to leave
Time to go

All the way to school
Talk of games dominated conversation
At school, we were there more for friends
But not for the education

Time for lunch
The bell rings real loud
I grab my bag
Time to leave
I push my way through the crowd

I walk to meet my comrades
Yes my friends. they await me
We chat, laugh, smile
About SF2 technique, they taunt and bate me

Because lunch hour
Isn't just about food eating
It's free game time too
Its about game beating
Using the time given
To have some fun
And get back to school
No fuss, no trouble
Once we're all done

Back at my mates place we arrive
In the living room it silently sits
The Sega Mega Drive
Quick...plug it in, switch it on
Yeah man, now I feel alive
Colours vivid and bright
Sounds in my ears to my delight
I feel as high as a kite

Mega Bomberman on multiplayer was a blast
Sonic spins, jumps and runs fast
Ranger X, Truxton, Rocket Knight
Mortal Kombat game play was good
Sound and graphics were s**te though
Streets of Rage 1 and 2..yeah bravo,
Very cool tunes by Yuzo Koshiro
Streets of Rage 3, now that was terrible
Landstalker, Shinobi 3, Shining Force 1 and 2
All incredible

As the pad is passed on
I know its far from game over
There's another game yet
Perhaps I'll rediscover my form
My personal skill, my magic touch
That make my fingers dance
Giving me blisters and such

Lunch is done, time to head back
But we'll do this again
Are you up for it, friend?
When school is out
Give me a phone call
A door knock or shout

Okay time to go now
Pause
Time Out

Test Your Might!
Round, 1 2 3, Fight!
Win, lose or draw
We'll still be friends, alright?


Peace

Thanks! :)

in retrospect that lien should probably be facehuggers instead of just aliens, other wise i worry the deeper meaning is lost :/

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