Im Bored

Im bored so lets make up crazy rumors! you know for fun and all that +10 points for the funniest,

yu never know we might get it on spongs headlines!! hehe

I have it on good authority that Amy Winehouse is going to be 3D scanned for the Chun Li character animations in the new Mortal Kombat game.

"Mother Blames Lemmings For Teenage Suicide Pact"

was Chun Li not street fighter.




breaking news..........Tim Smith is Gay.

Rockstars manhunt to be change to a sex simulator for wii, controls work by placing a wiimote infront of ones penis and thrusting back and forward in time with the onscreen graphical prompts, for the ladies an expantion to the wii mote is being developed with twin rabbit ears which affixes to the top of the wiimote.

Rockstar Developer

"We feel that the problem with the manhunt ban was down to undersexed frustrated nobodys wanting recognition for doing something completly stupid, so we developed this game for them. You play a woman who works for the BBFC, but unknown to here employers is a nyphomaniac and her mission is to work her way through the men at the BBFC to find a man who can please her `hence the name "Manhunt" being Kept`, currently we are deciding wether the ending should be someone from the BBFC, but we are leaning more towards a normal adult characture who can make his own decisions"

Rockstars Manhunt is due for release sometime in the future, Elspa are readying there certification as Fun For All, BBFC have stated that a classification of 118+ will be present,

"we believe that people can make a better informed decision once they have reached the age of 118 and we are here to control errr i mean protect the interests of all people in the uk"

Look out for MANHUNT soon

Yes, she was... but like Quentin Davies, she's turned coat. All part of the intrigue.

I believe the standard response to this is traditionally, "You wish!"

But I'll have to check in the latest edition of "The International Gay Handbook For Gays"

Which you have a copy of, in your bathroom, I have heard. But definitely not seen.

It's under my copy of "Great Games of Rugby Union" and "Heavy Metal Music Uncovered".

Look at the picture and take a deep breath, and say after me

"its ok to be gay, its ok to be gay"

I've looked at the picture, I'm not from bloody New Zealand... there's no need to be insulting.

It's OK to be gay, but it's great to be straight.

As policy I don't comment on rumour or speculation.

Tim

I quote you Tim Smith

"I had several drummers... erm.... I played with several drummers... damn! I had quite a few drummers bashing their skins behind me... DAMN!"

Mo Tucker
Meg White
Sandy West
Karen Carpenter
Debbi Peterson
Sheila "E" Escovito

I'm sure you can add to the list...