Having played a little of this wallowing parody, I have to say that I think you have been more than extremely generous with that score.
The city is dull at ditch-water, managing to look OK while having shockingly little with which you can interact. The cars hadle like a 2001 Chrysler Sebring. And when it comes to car criticism, that's about as bad as I can get.
I went to Barcelona last year. I interacted with a whole bunch of things (ice cream, beer, a bunch of people dressed up like Lord of the Rings outcasts) It was nice. I didn't get to drive any cars right fast and shoot folk up, though. In Wheelman I did. It would have been nice to eat ice cream and frolic with folk in LOTR gear, but I was more interested in driving things and shooting stuff. The world wasn't that interactive, but I can live with that.
Sure, it was insanely derivative, but it's fun, so who gives a toss?
I done a Love Film/Net Flix rent on Wheelman. It looked good and could have been if in better hands like Criterion, but it turned out very average with one or two good ideas. That and the fact I'm tired of seeing Vin Diesls's mug and husky voice in my games.
Riddick yes, but beyond that, no thanks Mr Diesel.
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The city is dull at ditch-water, managing to look OK while having shockingly little with which you can interact. The cars hadle like a 2001 Chrysler Sebring. And when it comes to car criticism, that's about as bad as I can get.