MotorStorm Pacific Rift

I read these footnotes. Invasion Eating Hamburger Monkey made me wet my nappy! I think I'm gonna get Karl to show me how to make it my signature.

Admit it, someone read them to you Pres'.

Karl Rove can eat someone else's salty balls.

I do apologise for that outburst... roll on Nov 4th I say.

Cheers

Tim

By the logic in the footnote, y'all already speak American, but you spell it wrong and have a funny accent.

Also, splitscreen gaming is a tool of teh Cthullu.

Also, as far as the term sophomore goes, a possible clue to its genesis can be found in the meaning of "sophomoric". Traditionally second-year students were percived as conceited (as they obviously knew more than "fresh men", or non-academics) but immature (in both emotion and knowledge), and thus prone to sophism, especially after first exposure to powerful ideas. Upperclassmen presumably know enough to know that theres plenty out there they don't know.

hi hello

Hello!

Well, Hello to you too.

This game is sooo f**king s**t!!!!!! DONT BUY THIS WANK FEST!!!!!!! you will just end up getting annoyed because none of the vehicles can turn corners and all you do is crash!!!!

Wat? Have you never heard of the hand break? Try pressing circle and turning.

Try learning how to play the game! Steer early and handbrake.

It's not the game that is s**t its you!